You're in Deep Trubble.

Here it is folks. A master list of all my fics thus far (almost).

Please enjoy!


HET

Head Duties, Percy/Penny, NC-17. Prefects Bath ficlet written in 2007. Need I say more?

Bitch, Harry/Pansy, NC-17. Pansy must take charge of Potter after he’s been dosed with a love potion. Skirts the edges of fluff, and lots of gay come-ons. Written for 2009 wizard_love.


SLASH

Harry/Ron:

Rump, NC-17. Ficlet written for magicoffriends, and kicked off 2009.

Death at the Manor, a mystery by Alasdair Head, NC-17. Written for 2008 bestmates_xmas. This was the most fun I've ever had writing a story. Takes off on Wodehouse and Christie.

Restoration, NC-17. Ron is a horner, and a damn good one. Send up of The Country Wife by Wycherly. Written for the 2008 rontoberfest games.

Birds, PG. Drabble. Ron sees Mozart's The Magic Flute and misunderstanding ensues.

Why Harry Loves Seamus - A Harry/Ron Story, NC-17. The Gryffindor Boys play a game of truth or dare. Written for the Fall 2008 FQF over at harry_and_ron.

Snow in the Moonlight, NC-17. Dennis Creevey needs to stay the fuck away from his Ron. MORE SAP. SAPPITY SAP SAP. Also, it has a dork-tastic title. Written for 2007 bestmates_xmas.

Happy Christmas, NC-17. Originated as a series of drabbles. SAP FEST OMG. NO JOKE. Like the third or fourth thing I'd written, by way of explanation.

Ice Lolly, NC-17. The boys mix up their wands to disastrous effect...or not. Written for the 2007 hprwfqf over at insanejournal.

Kiss My Arse, NC-17. My first ever slash fic (or fic at all, actually). FLUFF AND RIMMING. FIRST PERSON POV. Written to dip my wick before the hprwfqf in 2007.


Harry/Draco:

Elephants, NC-17. My first H/D, whoopee! Also the first thing I've ever written that's broken through to a third comment screen without me having responded first. *cracks open champagne* Harry and Draco are aurors who investigate a bizarre crime at the Blackpool Zoo. Also, Draco draws heavily on Sebastian Horsley, who is quoted and paraphrased often. I'm certain he'd be cool with this. *nods* Written for 2008 hd_holidays.


Harry/Seamus:

Arsehole, NC-17. When Ginny turns out to be a superfreak, Harry is mortified. Seamus won't stop taking the piss. Written for the ghost-like foretinterdite in honor of his birthday.

Raindrops, NC-17. Aquaphilia roommate fic. Written for my darling shes_gone in honor of her birthday.


Harry/Neville:

A Simple Misunderstanding, NC-17. Neville is game, he just doesn't want to get pissed on. Written for 2008 xnevillelovingx challenge.


Seamus/Neville:

Housesitting, NC-17. Seamus house-sits for Neville, which leads to some interesting discoveries. Written for 2008 hp_springsmut for the inimitable coffee_n_cocoa.


Percy/Oliver:

Gaucho, NC-17. Oliver runs off to the Argentine, and Percy must bring him back! Features centaur vaqueros. Written for 2008 hp_yule_balls.

Fifty Different Kinds (of Watery Twat), NC-17. Percy's mind is like a sieve. Written for 2008 hp_summersmut.


Percy/Teddy:

Yes, Minister, NC-17. Percy requires a bodyguard. A much younger bodyguard. Written for 2008 percy_ficathon

Lazy Arsehole, NC-17. Teddy is just really, really, really messy. Percy cannot abide this. Shout out to Ian McKellen for his inspiring role in Extras. Written for 2009 hp_springsmut.


Harry/Scorpius:

Peers, NC-17. Written for 2008 hp_cross_fest. There are so many things I love about this story, but I gave it a bit of a rewrite before posting it here. Harry meets a 17 year old (therefore of age) Scorpius while teaching at Hogwarts. I apologise for calling him "the boy" all the time, but it sounded better than "the man" in this case. Sometimes I hate language and all its connotations. :P


Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/James:

The Perks of Owning an Invisibility Cloak, NC-17. Possibly the filthiest thing I've ever written. Written for 2008 hp_valensmut.


Albus/Gellert:

Exposed, PG-13. Meant to be the first of two parts, I suppose it stands alone. Legilimency fic.

Title: Peers
Pairing: Harry/Scorpius, first time fic
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Cross-gen (Scorpius is 17, therefore of age in the wizarding world), teacher/student, rimming like WOAH, omg felching, stealing of historical personages for my own purposes.
Author's Note: This was written for 2008 hp_cross_fest for recipient accioscar. I have made some dialogue and action changes from the original posting.
Disclaimer: Do you see me asking for money? No? Move along, then.


( Mine has notations on all the facing pages. It’s extremely annoying. I mean, endnotes are one thing, glossary footnotes even, but when they go putting explanations and some idiot’s personal interpretations <i>right next to the text</i>– )

Title: Raindrops
Author: trubbleclef</lj>
Pairing: Harry/Seamus, first time fic
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Thunderstorms
Author's Note: This was written as a birthday present for shes_gone</lj>, a stellar gal who I can't wait to drink Old Ogden's with and hug 'til she spits up on my shoulder. HOT TIP: There is audio embedded partway through, so be sure to hit play before reading the scene it precedes. Thank you to the amazing foretinterdite</lj>for the beta and firewhisky wank. *pours you a Dalziell’s Kit* You deserve it!!!
Disclaimer: Do you see me asking for money? No? Move along, then.


Well.

They’d gone and done it. After nearly a year of living together with Harry at Grimmauld Place, Ron and Hermione were moving into flat of their own.

He proposed. She accepted. Now Harry was helping them pack their things. It felt like they were gone already.

Merlin, he needed a drink.
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Title: Arsehole
Word Count: 3082
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Seamus, past Harry/Ginny.
Warnings: OMG SCAT that's brief het. But don't worry, it's funny, not scary (I hope). Just trust me, alright? It's not graphic and is meant in jest to the nth degree, I promise. Oh dear, no one is going to read this! *laughs* The scene in question was inspired by this Worst Sex entry on b3ta.com, which is also worth reading. But read that after or you'll spoil the whole thing.
Author's Notes: For foretinterdite , the best boy. And I'm sure his grip's not bad,either. You're a brave, brave lad. *tear* Many thanks to midnightblue88 and goneoffthelump for the betas and encouragement. Thank you, my dears! Next up, watersports. ;D



Harry loved Ginny. He would do anything for her.

He was fairly certain of this.

Possibly the filthiest thing I've ever written.

Title: The Perks of Owning an Invisibility Cloak
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5600
Warnings: Underage (16 yrs.); voyeurism; threesomes; money shots.
Summary: Sirius/Remus, James/Right Hand, Sirius/Remus/James. James finds an unexpected use for his invisibility cloak.
Disclaimers: I am not J.K. Rowling, obviously.
Notes: The fact that they're 16 is due to a plot technicality that I couldn't be arsed to change. They could easily be 17 instead, if you'd like to consider it AU. Written for hp_valensmutfor xylodemon. Thanks to midnightblue88and goneoffthelumpfor the beta and encouragement.

Author: trubbleclef
Title: Happy Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Usual suspects - rimming, oral, noses, etc.
A/N: This entire thing grew out of a drabble meme and took on a life of its own. I blame and dedicate this to everyone involved. Their messy fingerprints are all over it as follows...

tjwritter  - part 1
sabine91175  - part 2
capitu  - part 3
goneoffthelump  - parts 4a & 4b
midnightblue88  - part 5 and awesome beta
redsnake05  - part 6 and patience

 My first het fic. Here's Percy/Penny for littledupont.

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Rating: NC-17
Summary: Smut. Ron's arse. More smut.
Word count: 2179
Beta: The awesome 

tjwritter *claps hands*
Prompt: Harry and Ron mix up their wands, with interesting results.
A/N: Ron's arse. Written for the hprwfqf at insanejournal.

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